Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 5 April 2024, ash.
For a meal, I’d gone out with my son,
And I ordered a burger, well done,
Though the restaurant was rated,
It came out cremated,
Inedible ‘cept for the bun!
Bien Cuit
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Ha!
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Oh no.
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haha
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😅
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That, Sir Limerick, is a beautiful piece. Well done! (Aw geeze. Apologies.)
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Haha. I wish it was as planned as you make out!
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Modesty aside, Bumper. We all recognize a master at work.
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That’s what you get for ordering Wrll-done!
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Sorry — well-done
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My ex used to do that in restaurants, and you could hear the waiter sigh as she ordered.
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Pretty much describes a typical burger in most fast-food joints.
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I don’t eat much beef now but I always figured with anything minced, it was safer to ask for well-cooked. Steaks were different. You can imagine, with any fast-food joint, their worst fear must be hundreds of customers getting ill. But as it happened, places like McD, everything tasted microwaved anyhow!
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