Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 30 July 2023, arrive.
When my wife was in labour, spaced out,
She did nothing but holler and shout,
Well, she fussed and she whined,
And she moaned all the time,
I was glad when it finally dropped out.
Mister Bump 
good, good
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And so was she! 😖
Morning P.
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Hiya Nancy
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And you’re the sucker who put “it” in there! 🤣
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I behaved immaculately throughout!
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Of course. 😁
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But, “dropped out” is a grand understatement, I am sure. Ask your wife’s opinion…
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She was too busy giving me earache!
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(actually I agonised over whether to say popped or dropped. I figured dropped was more crass, so went with that in the end.)
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Very funny 😆
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I bet half the readers never thought so!
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Lol I could beg to differ.
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… and she must have been very happy too!😉
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Maybe. I had turned off by then 🤣
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😉🤣🤩
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