Mister Bump UK

The Tuesday Groan

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

I’m going to run out of material shortly so will be stopping the Groans at the end of June.

Published by Mister Bump UK

Separated with a grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. On my way back into full-time work, I developed health-related apps and performed voluntary work. I enjoy composing limericks and flash fiction in my spare time.

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  3. I am all for silliness, the world would be a better place. BTW How did he get in there in the first place? Please
    don’t tell me he had to call the airport because they misplaced his trunk.

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  5. When I was a little boy, there was a poem or a riddle about these animals. I forgot much of it, but mildly remember that there was a line where elephant get stuck in refrigerators and even on the airplane. 😂 Those were the good days. Silly poems and riddles.

    Thanku for helping bringing back memories sir. 👏

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