Mister Bump UK

The Sunday Groan

A sausage walks into a bar and asks for a pint.

“I’m sorry,but we don’t serve food.”

Making you groan… any day of the week!

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Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

4 comments

  1. Hmmmm, find it interesting the sausage knows it’s a place that sells beer but why doesn’t he read too?

    Gotta admid good one, clever.

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