In his state, couldn’t think of good lies,
There was simply no way to disguise,
He got home, staggered in,
Gave his wife a daft grin,
She tut-tutted and then rolled her eyes.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
🙂 typical married “older” couple.
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I reckon she might have just accepted that he likes a tipple!
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Grandpa gets his groove on!
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almost!
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😁
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Well done, Mrs.
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Poor old Grandpa is about to suffer enough all on his own, without needing help from his missus.
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I think he got off light 🤨
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not yet…
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