With poor Brenda now clutching her wig,
All the customers sucked it up, big,
Grandpa, shocked, nearly pegged it,
And Brenda then legged it,
To the bathroom, compose and rejig.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
Chaotic people attract chaos !! 😂
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ps: I love the daffodil header.
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thx. I have one per season, but I have to remember to change them on the relevant dates. I went to college in Cardiff were they go mad for St David’s.
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Ours are just starting to open now.
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We have one up, but not really opened out yet. I keep meaning to publish a photo
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Publish the photo please 😁
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I need to wait for a sunny day. We haven’t had many of those since I spotted it. Bear in mind, this will be with the phone. The slr has not been touched for years and is too much faff.
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Phone photos are fine 😁
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let’s face it, if it was flat calm, you wouldn’t read!
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I read all your stuff.
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Grandpa is resilient and resourceful and realizes when to back down
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And at the moment, repentant!
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Ahh bless him
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I’m feeling sorry for Brenda 🙁
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she’ll be okay
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Grandpa is one of those people who attract trouble towards himself. lol
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but what’s the point writing asbout a boring old fart?
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It’s the people around him that keep the action going.
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