Then old Grandpa, impressed by her sight,
Went to chip shop again the next night,
He saw Brenda, delicious,
As she served chips and fishes,
And she fired the old goat’s appetite.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
lol love it. Go Grampa!!
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Grandpa going in same direction as his 18 yr old betrothed?
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I reckon he’s had his chips! Or might have, soon!
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Ahhh hmmm 🤔
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Is fish and chips all he’s after? 🙄
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we shall see
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This could be an older waitress, not all waitresses are young.
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you realise you spend more time thinking about this crap than I do?
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Servers now a days
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He’ll be after his mushy peas too.
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oooh, that’s a good idea
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Windy potential!
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Looked up mushy peas.. kind of looks like what we call creamed peas.
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I don’t suppose you have e-Numbers there, do you? That’s where all the greenness goodness comes from.
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e-Numbers nope don’t recognize the term but do know how to look up and I see it is artificial food additives.
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y. It’s an EU thing. Every additive has to be registered, etc. etc.
But they used to make mushy pear a luminous green colour.
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LOL For some reason the rhyme of delicious with chips and fishes is just delightful. Brought a smile to my morning.
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Good, I’m glad. I liked that one too. I almost spelled fishes with a u to force the rhyme but I figured people would get it anyway. I often find that the best rhymes are slightly imperfect. You can never tell when one will come along and that imperfection makes them perfect.
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So true! 🙂 It feels like a philosophical observation.
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Not at this time of night.
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lol
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Perfect doesn’t exist remember 😁
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Pah, you just never tried my cooking.
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😁
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Grandpa has his priorities sorted!
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yup. Sounds like food.
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