Grandpa took them all out to the shops,
When one picked up a bag of pear drops,
When they walked out the door,
Grandpa’s chin hit the floor,
When the manager phoned for the cops.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
(laughing) This poor old man just can’t win.
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😂 Uh-oh!
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I guess his eyes are as good as his bones.!!
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I’ve had that happen. Mine picked up a bookmark 🙄
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it becomes automatic… to check their hands.
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Grandpa needs another round at the pub 😂😂
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ah, it’s funny you should mention that. Stay tuned!
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Will do👍
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