Poor old Grandpa, though shaken, got grip,
Was determined no standards should slip,
But the giant of the three,
Tried to bounce on his knee,
And immediately fractured his hip.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
LOL.. oh, how I adore Grandpa. He is quite the character.
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watch out, he’s a randy old goat.
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Well that’s an unexpected complication.
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or opportunity 🤣
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I’d think a fractured hip would take the spring out of him. 😆
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Sprightly old fella 😁
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not any more
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Multiplier and multi tasker😂😂😂
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all-round nice guy
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😁
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Poor old guy with good intentions keeps hurting himself.
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it’s funny how that seems to happen to lots of people I write about 🙄
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LOL I’ve noticed that.
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🤣 Poor old devil.
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Hey, the old guy is enjoying triplets now. lol what do you expect?
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I feel for him after my fractured knee 🙄
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that sounds painful. You didn’t do it bouncing babise, did you?
What exactly is a fractured knee? It is the disc, presumably?
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I fractured the tibia through running. It was a stress fracture
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ah, okay. So not actually the kneecap, then. They do that a lot – I know when they sqay breaking your hip, it’s actually the femur.
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This grandpa needs some sense 🤣
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old duffer
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