Happy New Year, everyone. All I can say is that I hope 2022 is better for you than for this guy!
This is my response to this week’s Flashback Track Friday prompt, where we are asked to:
Write about an inventive murder.
A long-suffering woman called Betty,
For protection, kept two-foot machete,
When her husband got frisky,
Didn’t realise how risky,
‘til she shredded him fine, like confetti.
What a way to go – sliced and diced! Happy New Year.
Mister Bump 
Could almost be the headstone 😁
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LOL! Happy New Year and thanks for the laugh 🤣
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Hi Ingrid, Happy New Year to all of you too. Don’t go too mad today – preserve that singing voice!
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Oh yeah: gotta look after the pipes 😅
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Wishing you and yours health and prosperity in the new year.
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🤣 Happy New Year, looking forward to more fun posts from you this year!
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All the Best, Hobbo.
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You too, Monsieur B.
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😂😂 Happy New Year !Wishing you good humour, so we might all continue to benefit from it. 💕
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Hi Misky, Happy New Year to you, too. Life just goes on here = had to get the chickens up this morning. Have a good celebration today.
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My goodness the first murder or the year, Wonder if she threw a parade when done, Happy New Year all.
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And to you, Irish. Thanks for your support.
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