for the Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge of 27 February 2021, magnificent. Also, I saw that there was a challenge over on MindloveMisery’s Menagerie to come up with a limerick on any subject, so I guess this fits that, too.
A magnificent merchant from Fife,
Has gone and run off with my wife,
But we’ll see, in divorce court,
I’ll make sure she gets nought,
But that poor sod’s gonna get life!
Mister Bump 
Very funny, Pete. 😀
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Like the life sentence vs the nought. Which is the worse? Nice one 😉
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it’s just as well my missus has a sense of humour!
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Essential in partners and friends. 😉
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most of the time she rolls her eyes and says “you’re mad”, which I suspect is what my friends do too!
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We’re all mad here 😉
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Hilarious!
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Well done.
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Very Funny Pete. Nice job.
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Thanks Lauren, the sillier the better!
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I can relate…always felt sorry for the poor sods dating my ex. She had three after me but hasn’t found #4 yet. I’ve had one for the last 32 years. Is there a clue there? 😁
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Hahaha. I must admit, none of my exes ever got in touch with me. Wonder why?
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