There was certainly nobody keener,
And he had such ambitious demeanor,
Said his job definition,
Was vision technician,
That was funny, we thought window cleaner.
There was certainly nobody keener,
And he had such ambitious demeanor,
Said his job definition,
Was vision technician,
That was funny, we thought window cleaner.
Mister Bump 
Clever. Crisp.
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Now that’s a good one! You should market it. 😉
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too late for Valentine’s?
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It’s all in the name. I’ll call you wise wordsmith.
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I say tomato, you say tomato? Doesn’t quite work on here, does it? 🤣
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Worked in my head. 🙂
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Makes sense… I mean, Customer Service Reps are now called Happiness Engineers, Sales & PR people are now Marketing Invigorators — of course, he is a vision technician…
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Everybody adds a layer of fluff. The poor sod at the other end has to decypher it.
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Haha. Exactly.
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