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Mister Bump

My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)

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Category: Limericks

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16 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Loquacious

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15 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Rushed off my Feet

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14 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Lesson Learned

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13 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Harsh

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13 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Normal Service Resumed?

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12 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Overqualified

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11 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Consequences

10 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Unexpected

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9 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Prophetic

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8 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Genius

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8 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Glue

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7 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

A Changed Man

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6 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Refurb’d

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5 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Side Effect

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4 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Basic Instinct

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3 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The New Model

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2 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Poison

1 May, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Kill or Cure

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