Mister Bump UK

Redneck

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A farmer from deepest Manassas,
Had desires to start growing molasses,
But he scrimped on manure,
Past its “Use By”, for sure,
It emitted fourteen noxious gases!

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Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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