For Fandango’s Story Starter #52, where we build something around the following phrase:
If I told him once, I told him a thousand times that he’d be making a grave mistake if he were to…
If I told him once, I told him a thousand times that he’d be making a grave mistake if he were to cremate Grandad.
Mister Bump 
And he didn’t listen to you!
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Very apt 😂
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🙄
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I second that sentiment
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Ever the punster!
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