For Fandango’s Story Starter #4, where we build something around the following phrase:
I’d been planning the perfect vacation for months, but then…
Feeling lazy right now, so just a quick limerick this week. Let’s use those words “inspired by” again:
My dream holiday to Singapore,
Got all screwed up just one day before,
When a blockage occurred,
Left bathroom full of turds,
So instead left behind mopping floor.
Mister Bump 
Oops! 😂
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From dreams to nightmares!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Shit. What a way to screw up a holiday……
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I know after every holiday I used to breathe a sign of relief that the house was still stabding, but fortunately this never happened before. Yet 🤣
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Yes, the house is at the mercy while away. One wouldn’t want to see it floating away cos the wife left the tap running for the bath she was going to have before leaving but forgot to , cos she couldn’t find her passport….heaven help us all
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