All That Glitters

One ancestor, so I was told,
Met a bear while prospecting for gold,
The grizzly thought “lunch”,
And attacked with a crunch,
Ensured ancestor never grew old.

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A Whale of a Time

Another friend, big like balloon,
Went swimming and ended harpooned,
He writhed and was bloated,
But easily floated,
And we bury him this afternoon.

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How NOT to Win Friends

I haven’t yet mentioned my mate,
Who came to his end on a date,
He mentioned her tum,
And her oversized bum,
So she sat on him, caused him deflate!

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Paws for Thought

We once had a cat called Jess,
Who got herself into a mess,
After ten fields she’d crossed,
When she stopped, she was lost,
Which way was home, had to guess.

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Tender Morsels

A purveyor of canine cuisine,
My cousin got sucked in machine,
He was chopped up and ground,
Then deliciously browned,
And once cooked, turned the dog food bright green.

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