The Saturday Groan

Hitman contracted
to eliminate circus,
Went straight for juggler.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

Hired a carpenter,
Who fitted excellent door,
He really nailed it!

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Thursday Groan

Asked typist for date,
We enjoyed wonderful drink.
Met up at Space Bar.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Wednesday Groan

The plum was in tears.
When I asked why, it replied
it was in a jam.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Tuesday Groan

My new dog just rocks.
He is so good at football.
Golden receiver
.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Monday Groan

Well-prepared pirates,
Bought sack of corn for their voyage,
Paid a buck-an-ear.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

Bemused, met a man,
Whose nose was twelve inches long.
Surely, that’s a foot?

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Thursday Groan

The short-sighted man,
Fell down the shaft with a splash.
He could not see well.

Making you groan… any day of the week!