My "bump" was in 2016, aged 48, when I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
for the Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge of 15 May 2021,last week.
I was stuck for a response this week until I lemembered I had bought four of these from eBay.
That’s a pint mug, and it contains freshly-made tea, so you can guess what I will be doing for the next… while. Ahhhhhh, ‘scuse me.
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 15 May 2021, nincompoopnd.
I was leaving my house at a pace,
But I went without tying my lace,
I stepped onto the drive,
I began to nosedive,
And I tripped over flat on my face.
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 14 May 2021, wand.
A young girl by the name of Annette,
Had maligned an old crone for a bet,
As she skirted a pond,
The witch lifted her wand,
And Annette ended up very wet!
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 13 May 2021, zenith.
Seems the worst of our COVID is pasr,
At their zeniths, our rulers stood fast.
But please don’t be amazed,
Just a matter of days,
Before someone behaves like an ass.
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 12 May 2021, whimsical. I’m sorry I couldn’t resist the last line.
He was never a shining bright spark,
And was stuck what career to embark,
But his charm it was whimsical,
So chose pathway political,
And now he’s running the f’in country
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 11 May 2021, tirade.
The husband’s new camera got crushed,
So he scolded his wife ’til she gushed,
She got tired of tirade
So she lifted a spade?
And she battered his head to a mush!
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 10 May 2021, fish.
A young man, who was nought but a nipper,
Got excited for seeing a stripper,
But expecting hot groover,
Found just paint remover,
As his mates stiched him up like a kipper.
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 9 May 2021, buoyant.
After new rules, the prophet set sail,
But they never predicted the gale,
Such a shame this clairvoyant,
Was not very buoyant,
As they ended up dead as a doornail.
