Category: To word prompts

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 28 November 2021, spot.

Once my uncle worked down at the docks,
Loading ship, as the crane slipped a box,
When he spotted the crate,
It was, sadly, too late,
And the only things found were his socks.

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 27 November 2021, squander.

Pair won lottery one sunny day,
Hit the jackpot with numbers they played.
But they squandered the lot,
Couldn’t piss in their pot,
And the repo men took it away.

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 26 November 2021, hollow.

In distress, I was suffering, on back,
Handed unpleasant meds by the quack,
But his soothing was hollow,
And when doctor said “Swallow”,
I brought all of my supper straight back.

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 25 November 2021, everything.

A long-time retired old clown,
Said he’d do one more show for the town,
Though his costume was tight,
Everything was all right,
Until sadly he tried to bend down.

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 24 November 2021, guys.

While on camping vacation in Greece,
Wife was outraged, her rants never ceased,
Then the main guy rope snapped,
Tent collapsed, missus trapped,
I spent rest of the fortnight in peace.

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 23 November 2021, mayhem. A real Hair ‘o the Dog today!

Drunken dog owner living in Dover,
Fed mutts late, while she nunsed her hangover,
Then pure mayhem ensued,
They at last whiffed their food,
And came bounding and bowled her right over!

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 22 November 2021, skyline.

For the planet he cared not a jot,
Earth on fire as the weather grew hot,
As the skyline glowed red,
And the wildlife fell, dead,
He would smile and say, “Hi there, I’m Scott”.

Sorry, I like to keep these things light but could not resist today. I’ll post a smile later.

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inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 21 November 2021, life.

When my friend and transvestite got wed,
He could not wait to take her to bed,
He undressed his new wife,
Got the shock of his life,
And then keeled over backwards, quite dead.

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