Mister Bump UK

A Slip of the…

Clipart Image of a butcher

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 7 March 2022, enhance.

In my lim’ricks I try to convey,
Through the blood, guts and gore on display,
That a grin and a laugh,
Makes life better by half,
Raise a smile as you battle your day.

and, in case you’re feeling short-changed that you didn’t get your gore today… This one is for Mason – we got it in eventually 🤣

There once was a butcher called Sam,
Served a customer asking for ham,
But while cutting it, nice,
Caught his thumb in the slice,
And he served them instead raspberry jam.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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