inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 March 2022, lame.
Paid a fortune for two cows, combined,
Furnished them with surroundings refined,
But though their manger was silk,
They delivered no milk,
“Udder failure”, was what sprang to mind.
Mister Bump 
LOL for more “bad cow puns” enjoy this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqDvojqxc8
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sounds like one of my rhymes!
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🙂 I find it quite amusing… so yes very like one of your rhymes.
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cows are lovely btw. We get them in in the back field for about 2 days per year. Presumablylong enoughfor them all to have a good dump before he plants corn in there. They are intimidating up close at about 750kg but there is no more pleasant sound trying to get to sleep than cattle lowing.
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Yes. I haven’t spent a lot of time up close with cows. But we often drive through sleepy herds of them on the dirt road between here and my parents’ place. They have the most lovely eyes.
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y. Boisterous but not an ounce of malevolence.
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I’m still laughing 🙂
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slow day?
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You’re kidding, right? I drew a horse that actually looked like a horse today 🙂
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neigh, lass
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😂 Nice one!
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a bit lame, though 🤣
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🤣
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Not lame, despite the prompt, but cute, like the cows!
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😅
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😂😂
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your cow picture udderly adorable and the limerick very amooosing.
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well spotted
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Excellent.
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At first I thought the title was split
Cows are huggable creatures 😁👍
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Try sitting under one, you’ll get a pat on the head.
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😂😂😂you are on a roll today
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Like a poppy seed?
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More like sesame 😂
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You don’t believe how big they can be until your up close and personal, but I tell you they do like to be scratched and
rubbed behind the ears. 🙂 adorable and sweet and I would kill to have their eyelashes!!!
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Mostlt here Freisians have taken over, but some of the rarer breeds arefar more manageable, halp the size.
It’s kinda scary because you see just how much Freisians are pumped full of crap.
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😂
Sent from my iPhone
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Excellent very moooving 🙂
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Heehee. Thanks
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🙂
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