Poor old Grandpa thought maker he’d met,
But got off light, ended up soaking wet,
While engaged in this folly,
He found four shopping trolleys,
And used condoms he’d rather gorget.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
I can’t quite decide if Grandpa is one lucky ( or us that plucky) old bird or one that is prone to misfortune.
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meh, not particularly. I mean, he hasn’t died yet, has he.
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😂
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He’s like a cat with nine lives! 😂
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And using them up very quickly
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Great way of describing him Misky 👍
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Ah, Mr. Bump, you wouldn’t bump off one of your most beloved characters? or would you?
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Maybe!
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Noooo grandpa deserves three sequels 😁
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I can see it now… Grandpa 2 – from beyond the grave!
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😂😂😂Cocoon meets Grumpy Old Men
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I liked Cocoon. Smiles.
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👍
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Luckiest grandpa ever
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