With poor Grandpa laid up, wife was poor,
Every day she would visit, a chore,
When she fin’ly went snap,
Found herself a new chap,
Who supplied what she wanted, and more.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
Poor Grandpa, triplets, and a cheating wife.? or could be a male nurse to help with him and the triplets… 🙂
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this is great. I have you caring about a guy in a f’in limerick 🤣🤣🤣
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Hey, I’m enjoying grandpa’s story.. you wrote it. I am just guessing. 🙂
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This installment reminds me of The Eagles song, “Lying Eyes.”
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I know that song. It was on their Greatest Hits album, wasn’t it? Only album of theirs I have.
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I believe it was on that album.
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You have to write this old goat out of this nightmare.
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a snuff limerick? Poor guy…
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No! Don’t you dare 😂 use
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Sorry, my penne pasta fell off my fork 😂 Use a trick to get him out of this mess.
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I second Misky no snuffing grandpa out !
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ah…
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now that will be a challenge.
Are you sure you wouldn’t like me to waste him for you?
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Too easy to just Bump him off, as the saying goes.
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lol Snuff Limerick? omg. you’re insane. Regarding Lying Eyes, love it and the Eagles.
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Eagles seem to be one of those bands everyone likes. REM are another. I used to do a weekly music prompt and those artists always seemed to get lots of views.
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See what brilliancy this limerick is bringing here and all the great advice your getting 😁
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I’m great at ignoring advice!
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😁don’t ignore here
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Poor Grandpa! I wonder who will get custody of the triplets.
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Don’t count the old coot out yet, he has been in ICU has fathered triplets ,broke a hip, and now has to put
up with infidelity….oh so much more for him
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He should be relieved one less stressor with this bed room mess or
would he prefer a him to a her?
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Oh dear
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You are right. We all care about Grandpa.
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As a wise man once said, it’s a mad world
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LOL
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Poor grandpa ☹️
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Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll be back on form soon!
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