The Wednesday Groan

I thought my Math teacher liked me,
when they put Xs all over my homework.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

Christmas Lunch

Clipart showing a portrait of an old grannie

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 5 January 2022, alcohol.

When Aunt Gertrude stood statue-like, thinking,
I was shocked when she seemed to be sinking,
As she started to spin,
I caught strong reek of gin,
And ’twas then that I grasped she was stinking.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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