inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 16 December 2021, bring.
Got invited to mum’s Christmas dinner,
I brought trifle, a sure-fire winner,
But I used too much sherry,
My auntie got merry,
And then threw up all over gran’s Zimmer.
A Family Christmas
Mister Bump 
🤣
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Had to google Zimmer 😂
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oh, I’m sorry. I should have realised that name wouldn’t travel. A “Zimmer Frame” was common parlance here. Don’t hear it used much any more. Probably not PC.
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Ahh thank you
Alas PC isn’t even pc anymore 😂
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I just added a link to the post. The site at the end of the link calls them Zimmer Frames too, so maybe we can breathe a sigh of relief?
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Yes merci 👍🤗
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Unless Granny’s German, in which case it would be Granny’s ‘room’. 😂😂
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Yes that’s right Zimmer is German for room! Great catch ! It’s too early by me 😁
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I’ve been up a few hours, and had a few coffees. 😂
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I’m just now having mine! 😁
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got some catching up to do!
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The pups come first in the morning!
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as long as they have their coffee sorted!
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Two of them love coffee! I have to fight to get my share 😂😂
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Yay! Dogs on caffeine!
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The baby Labradoodle is strung out on energy all the time
He’s a coffee fiend !
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When you see him puffing of a cigar, then you should worry!
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Luckily I don’t smoke but he is very curious and hates the word no
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Then I’d make sure I had some matches to hand, just in case he needs a light.
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😂😂😂you’re such a comedian
Ample material for a few sold out shows 🥳
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It’s true. Mrs Bump is in stitches every time I get undressed.
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I’m sure she’s rolling on the floor 😁
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It’s me who’s rolling.
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Touché 👍
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I have a friend whose married name used to be Zimmer. How boring! Mrs Room????
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Oohhhh the possible limericks with that one 👍
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Wekk, I suspect Mrs Room once liked som boom, boom… except she’s our age now!
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Hey boom boom can happen in older age ! It’s the timing and connection 😁😂
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Must’ve been that Dry Sack. 😂
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heehee
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🤦🏽♀️
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I’m on a secret mission to turn everyone against Christmas!
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You don’t have to convert me to a humbug!
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Bah humbug, nous aussi!
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I had to look up the word Zimmer also to find it means room. I am sure it was insignificant. lol
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Shame on Auntie. Nice chuckle. Thanks. and thanks for the link to what I recognize as a “walker.”
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