The Thursday Groan

The queen belched during lunch,
And issued a royal pardon.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Golf Widow

jokey clipart of man playing golf

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 2 December 2021, tiff.

When the golfer got home six hours late,
Slurring words and in generally poor state,
While he stumbled and sputtered,
She selected his putter,
Where ’twas rammed made his pupils dilate

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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