inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 21 November 2021, life.
When my friend and transvestite got wed,
He could not wait to take her to bed,
He undressed his new wife,
Got the shock of his life,
And then keeled over backwards, quite dead.
Mister Bump 
it could be read as “my [friend and transvestite]”
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Yep, I saw that. Bloody syllables!
You’d be pushing it, though, to marry yourself. I mean, I know several people in love with themselves, but marriage??? 😀
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heheheheh
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Gawd……
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there’s a pattern to these – the deader, the better 😀
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You’re going dark it’s Sunday !🤔😁
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Well, wouldn’t you be shocked?
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It’s gotten dark death is a heavy subject perhaps more light 💡
Your guys are dying every which way 😁
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just bad luck, honest! What can I say?
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I’m being tongue in cheek I get the humor just the poor guys dropping like flies! 😂😂
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I suspect there’s probably only you who reads them all! I just need to think of more embarrasing situations?
Hey the girl who lost her dress got away with it – that was just mild embarrassment compared to this!
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Oohhh you have a ton of readers plus your crew who chomp at the bit when you throw up a question so not just me
And I am too serious admittedly
I could relate to the girl with the lost dress cuz that happened to me!!so bonus points for real life situations 😂👍
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So with all those readers, maybe everyone like that people get bumped off? Maybe I should kill more?
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Ahhh well there’s this
Sub kill for leave 😁😂😂
Creativity abound 👍
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He is a top guy.
Here’s one back at you. Check out the lyrics. Hilarious. Half of you will think so, anyhow!
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👍😁
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This was a very funny dark humor
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Thanks Lauren
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What can I say? Somebody needs help lol but is it you or him? lol
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ah, nowq that’s a good question!
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Don’t worry we all have our “dark sides” somedays it stays hidden and at other times we leave it out to play.
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