The Monday Groan

Frog enters diner,
Waiter asks for his order.
“Flies and a croak, please.”

Let Off Lightly

Clipart image of an angry wife, wielding a rolling pin

Inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 8 November 2021, commute.

When the man was caught poor old wife’s money a-flashing,
Court originally sentenced ear bashing,
But they chose to commute,
The guy’s sentence acute,
And they sentence instead hundred lashings.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

Strollin’ Out

Out for a walk in the New Forest yesterday. The southern part of the forest is wooded, as you might imagine a forest to be, but the northern half, where we live, is more heathland. In my cycling days, this was my go-to ride, early Saturday morning to remind me why I lived so far from London.

It’s interesting (honest!) because during the war, this area used to contain a bombing range. I explored it a few times on my mountain bike – it’s far away from the roads and you can only get there cross-country. You can still see concrete mock-ups of U-Boats, plus enormous targets that have been carved into the chalk. X really does mark the spot!

The acorn, what can I say? We went for a coffee afterwards! But doesn’t the sky look lovely at this time of year?

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