The Thursday Groan

“How much will that be?”,
Neutron wished to pay his bill.
“To you, there’s no charge.”

Making you groan… any day of the week!

Parting Shot

clipart image of a corpse, lying on a hospital trolley

Thought I’d repost a previous one today, because it seems to fit Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 4 November 2021, offspring, perfectly. This one was first published under the title Codicil on 25 May 2021.

On his death bed, the man, almost spent,
Had his son by his side to augment,
Cried out, nearing his death,
With his very last breath,
“You’re an arse! You’re not getting a cent!”

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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