inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 November 2021, benefactor.
A magnate who ate many pies,
Was presenting his annual prize,
When he rose from the traps,
The whole rostrum collapsed,
And they needed a winch to arise!
Prizegiving
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
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I thought he was going to launch a blast of methane. Pies tend to do that…….
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oh, yes, an explosive mix!
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Hee hee hee. There’s was New Zealand comic (I think he died recently). His real name was John Clarke but he did a character called Fred Dagg. He has this series of skits about a sport he made up called Farnarkelling. Anyway, your limerick reminds me of one of the players going to receive an award (it’s all done like a sports report on the news) and the player falls through an interstice in the platform and accepts his award internally. Later he has to have an accoladectomy. LOL.
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I found him on youtube
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Here, you can listen if you want… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X454D3Fzwso
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ah, you found the link for me. Thanks.
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Hahaha! Love it!
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Enjoyable Mr. Bump. You believe we actually had to write Limericks in English class for a project ? lol but of course
they could not be rude or crude. Thanx for the smiles.
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Oh but the crude ones are the best! Apart from the snuff ones 🙂
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Snuff I can do without. Never used the stuff anyway 😦
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https://mrbump.uk/2020/10/13/fandangos-one-word-challenge-13-october-2020/
At your peril!
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Lol! 😀 Love it!
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