Who Won the Week (17 October 2021)

In response to Fandango’s Who Won the Week posts, I have been looking at my own newsfeeds.

I just thought this story was hilarious.

This is a ram raider in Queensland, attacking what looks like a motorcycle showroom. With a digger!

… and then shows him making his getaway, in that same digger, with police in hot pursuit! I mean, an excavator will do what, 30 mph, tops? How far did this guy think he was going to get? It’s like Bob the Builder, on steroids!

Life through the Lens (17 October 2021)

When my eyesight was still good, I was a bit of an amateur photographer. This is one of mine.

image showing a silhouette of a camera

This is the river close to home. We had just had a fall of snow and I played around with software trickery.

This particular shot started off as seven images and I processed them into a single HDR image. This was long before the days when even mobile phones had an HDR option, and I thought the processing brought the still-laden sky, in particular, to life.

A processedphoto showing a river close to me, in the snow.

The Gift

clipart image of a cat.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 October 2021, repugnant.

Man went out, quite forgetting his cat,
Who bestowed him a gift in his hat,
Brown, smelly, repulsive,
Left him reeling, convulsive,

okay, to all the readers who’ve helped me out by suggesting alternate rhymes to me recently (and I’m including your witty puns on my “Groan” posts), now’s your chance! You tell me the last line.

Looking forward to your comments. And be warned, I want funny!

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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