inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 15 October 2021, table.
Let me tell you today ’bout my mate,
Who went out on a blistering date,
But drank so much, unstable,
Ended under the table,
So she left him, right there, to his fate.
Dutch Courage
Mister Bump 
Serves him right……
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what? no sympathy? poor guy was just a bit nervous!
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Guess I was a bit rough. Forgot he was your mate…..
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Funnily enough I once had a mate like that. But they never stayed a mate for long 🤣
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I wouldn’t want to be mates to anyone who drank themselves under the table either…..
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They were a good laugh at first – until I realised they were drunk by 6pm each night. Former landlord. We fell out.
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What a life…….
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oh, but man, you should have seen how moody he got. You just couldn’t tell which way this guy would go.
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Not a nice piece by the sound of it…..
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he was quite sad ‘cos I think there was a nice guy in there but just fuelled by booze.
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Pity….
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Lol. That’ll teach him a lesson! Xx
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when he comes to 🙂
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😂😂
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Love the humor and definitely relatable. Thanks for sharing my friend.
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you mean you had dates like this?
Or you got like this on a date?
Either might be understandable 🤣
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Actually neither for me personally, but I’ve seen it first hand with friends & family. One incident recently which is why it made me chuckle, lol.
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I don’t think I ever got drunk on a date. After them, perhaps 🤣
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I met a few like him as a bartender. Nice one. Pete.
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oh, god, I hope they thought it was worth it!
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Hmm, at the time maybe. In the morning I’m betting not!
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Face probably buried in her plate.
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or her soup, if she’s any sense!
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