The Friday Groan

Playing round of golf,
Will wear two pairs of trousers,
In case hole in one.

Craftsmanship

This is my response to this week’s Flashback Track Friday prompt, where we were asked to:

Share a song that drove you crazy?

Do you remember Milli Vanilli? They were a Euro pop act at the turn of the Nineties. They were big here and even won a Grammy for “best newcomer”.

They mimed. None of their records were them singing. They were just two pretty boys, placed at the front of the stage to make punters drool. They got found out, crashed and burned, the Grammy went back, and presumably they are serving hamburgers to this day.

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Speakeasy

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 October 2021, extreme.

A corrupt politician called Ted,
Grew new asshole on top of his head,
His extreme deformation,
Caused him great consternation,
But his scalp turned a nice rosy red.


Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt