There’s no petrol in Salisbury!
Mrs Bump went out today (fortunately, she filled up only last Thursday, and our eco car takes > 1 month to drink a tank of fuel). She happened to notice that every petrol station in our village, along the route to Salisbury, and everything she saw in Salisbury itself, was showing “empty”.
Did somebody mention Revelation?
Fortunately, cheesecake had not run out.