Sucking Up

Out shopping today,
To buy new vacuum cleaner.
Last one bit the dust.

Letters to the Editor – 23 September 2021

Dear Sir,

What is the point of replying to an email, to say you’ll reply later?

Yours faithfully,

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Brushed Off

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 23 September 2021, suggest.

My best friend had some grief, made me weep,
When he fancied this girl, got it deep,
He at last got about,
To asking her out,
She replied, “You’ve got no chance, you creep”

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt