Half Baked

Million dollar heist,
The baker was convicted,
He kneaded the dough.

The Worn-Out Monarch

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 18 September 2021, between.

When king fancied a little more spice,
Talked a baroness into his vice,
They enjoyed romp supreme,
With the queen in between,
And the king doing everything twice!


Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

A Disorderly Queue

This is my response to this week’s Flashback Track Friday prompt, where we were given the duet 7 Seconds by Neneh Cherry and Youssuf N’Dour and asked to:

Tell us a story about an event that spans just seven seconds.

I also wrote on Fandango’s One Word Challenge on Thursday (here). I always try to write a humerous limerick, and the rhyme that day was about a hapless chef who makes a new dish by combining crab and ice cream. Let’s just say his diners were left inflatulated!

That “hapless chef” idea tickles me, so I came up with a sequel. It also fits the 7 Seconds prompt, but I leave it as an exercise for the reader, to determine exactly how.

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