inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 12 September 2021, scrumptious.
A forgetful old caterer Keith,
To provide for a funeral, his brief,
Made a scrumptious selection,
Only one raised objection,
When she swallowed the poor guy’s false teeth.
Mister Bump 
OMG. This is cringey but happens for real.
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a guy I knew got the frame of a pair of glasses in his sandwich once!
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That one is acceptable 😀 😀 😀 Hahaha.
The worst thing I found on my food is a band-aid
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She wasn’t much of a chewer then! 🙂
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pre-owned 🤣
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😂😂
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