On the music blog I co-host, Songshine Sounds, we challenged people to name the first single they ever bought.
Continue reading “Embarrassed”Day: August 17, 2021
Mistimed
For Fandango’s Story Starter #7, where we build something around the following phrase:
As soon as she stepped into the room she realized that…
Continue reading “Mistimed”Reblog: The Butcher From Fife
Hahaha. Misky just made me think of a limerick I wrote last year. I dug it out again so thought I’d share. I still think it’s brilliant, even if I say so myself 🤣.
Looks like I was even experimenting with speaking it at the time. I settled on SoundCloud as the best voice recording service, because WordPress has a SoundCloud block so it fits nicely into posts, but I gave up altogether when I looked at the stats and saw nobody was listening anyhow.
Anyway, enjoy the bonus poem today!
There was an old butcher from Fife,
Who lovingly sharpened his knife,
His words, they were cordial,
His actions, primordial,
As he dextrously gutted his wife!
for Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC), cordial. My sick humour, I thought this was hilarious.
Slipped Through the Net
inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 August 2021, glut.
A fishmonger based in Lahore,
Felt the pinch when one opened next door,
For the subsequent glut,
Meant his profits so cut,
That he fillets his catches no more.
Mister Bump 
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