inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 8 August 2021, expose.
A flasher was seeking elation,
So he preyed on a train at a station,
The doors suddenly closed,
On the pervert, exposed,
Which for him meant an instant castration.
This actually happened to a female friend of mine, way back when we were all young and innocent. Unfortunately, no castration.
You hear about this stuff, but you never quite believe it can actually happen.
Mister Bump 
When you say it happened to her… do you mean she witnessed it? It would be awful in so many ways to witness. But it makes for a very successful and amusing limerick.
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Some jerkoff flashed at her. Early 20s, an RER train coming home from a night out in Paris.
It was an eye-opener for me at that age, just to see how badly shocked she was. Hitherto, I could not believe that some guy waving his dick at someone was such a big deal.
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Urgh. I can imagine it would be awful.
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that is a more articulate way of paraphrasing what she said.
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A funny limerick again, but it is fact that a high percentage of these saddos progress to more serious offences…
…could have added a sixth line, ‘And the cheers of a grateful French nation,’ but that would have knacked your limerick. 🙂
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Ouch!
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That’ll learn him!
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