For Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #99, where we write about this photo from Frantisek_Krejci at Pixabay.

You’re joking?
I shit you not. They buy the phone at $1000, comes with this gizmo, then they lose the bloody thing and come into my shop, looking for a replacement. And, most of them haven’t got a clue about electronics, so I just buy them, unbranded, off the market, put them in a new wrapper which says “iPhone compatible” on it, then sell them on.
And they cost you?
Oooh, I picked the last batch up at around 70c each.
And you sell them for?
$49.95. Plus $5 packing. But, you know, I got expenses on top. I have to get this funky packaging printed up…
Suckers.