Unwell

There was an old man from Brazil,
Who’d forgotten to take his new pill,
When he started to cough,
And his right foot fell off,
“I told you”, he said, “I was ill!”

The Art of Seduction

for Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 24 November 2020, vapour. Well, I thought this was funny, but it’s very puerile. I wonder if I hit the mark?

On their date, she is under his grip,
Back to his place, begin to unzip,
An uncomfortable vapour,
As he starts to undrape her,
Such unfortunate time to let rip!